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The 27 Top Things You Wish You Could Say At Work

  1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
  2. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.
  3. How about 'never'? Is 'never' good for you?
  4. Is sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
  5. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
  6. Ahhh, I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again.
  7. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
  8. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
  9. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
  10. Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
  11. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
  12. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
  13. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
  14. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
  15. What am I? Flypaper for freaks?
  16. I'm not being rude. You're just so insignificant.
  17. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
  18. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
  19. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
  20. No, my powers can only be used for good.
  21. I'm really easy to get along with once people learn to worship me.
  22. you sound reasonable... time to up my medication
  23. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
  24. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
  25. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
  26. Who me? I just wander from room to room.
  27. My toys! My toys! I can't do this without my toys!

Usefull Expressions For Those HIGH STRESS Days


  1. Well, aren't we just a ray of fucking sunshine ?
  2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?
  3. Do I look like a fucking people person?
  4. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lights.
  5. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
  6. You! Off my planet !!
  7. Practice random acts of intelligence & sensless acts of selfcontrol.
  8. I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes.
  9. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
  10. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
  11. How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
  12. Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?
  13. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
  14. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
  15. When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
  16. Earth is full, go home.


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